Sarah Condon is an associate editor of the Mockingbird Blog and co-host of The Mockingcast. She is also an Episcopal priest at St. Martin’s Church in Houston, Texas and the author of Churchy: The Real Life Adventures of a Wife, Mom & Priest. She went to Yale for Divinity School. And she only drinks organic milk. If you’re starting to feel crappy about your life reading this, please keep in mind that Sarah is deeply neurotic, originally from a state with the highest teen pregnancy rate (I see you, Mississippi), and is Mockingbird’s in-house expert for the Housewives Franchise. She is astonished that God loves and forgives even her. And she can’t stop writing about it.