Nick Lannon is the head pastor of Grace Anglican Church in Louisville, KY. He spends his days watching basketball, reading detective novels, and waiting for some emissary from a secret magical world to arrive, announcing that he’s actually a child of prophecy, the once and future king, or a long-awaited savior. Until then, enjoying General Tso’s chicken will have to do. He also eagerly awaits the rise of the machines and the day when they turn “the cloud” against us. Then, people will stop making fun of his giant DVD and (gasp) VHS collection. Then, people will need him.